LOL! Spam

Posted By elissa on Feb 28, 2012 | 3 comments

This doesn’t have much to do with health, nutrition, fitness or supps, but it did make me laugh!

first name: Gxxxxxxxxxxe

feedback: yes

textfield3: Hi Buddy,

This is Gxxxxxxxa,

I went through your  site while surfing in Google, I am very much impressed with your site’s unique information’s, and We are pleased to inform you that we do write articles for such unique sites without cost.

Article are sure for its unusual quality to invite traffic to your website. We provide relevant articles based on the topics suggested for your site No duplication or copying of the article is done. we write contents exclusively for your site on demand.And also we are providing seo services for your blog to make progess in the google serp page. It may result to the increase the traffic to your site.

In return we expect a link connecting to our website from your webpage.

Awaiting for your positive reply.

Feel free to contact us [email protected]

LOL! Other than x-ing out the name, this is a verbatim copy of a “business offer” that was sent to Paul: punctuation errors, clunky sentences and all. Needless to state, it damn near broke my irony meter – if you’re offering to write articles, it helps to be able to, y’know, write. 

Whether it’s a legit offer or a scam… doesn’t matter. Only a total moron would respond positively to an overture like this.

Unfortunately, this isn’t the first off-the-wall pitch that Paul has passed on, and I’m sure it won’t be the last. He’s an internet businessman, after all… it’s kinda like moths to a flame.