Life Imitates Art: Powerthirst Edition

Posted By elissa on Mar 10, 2010 | 2 comments

I’m currently working on a review of Hemo-Rage – Nutrex’s contribution to the pre-workout supplement market.  To be honest, I couldn’t help comparing this:

Nutrex takes pre-workout supplementation to another level. Beyond extreme, beyond hardcore.

From the UNDERGROUND we bring you HEMO-RAGE Black one of the meanest, strongest and cruelest pre-workout detonator this planet has ever seen. We went down to the laboratory and cooked up one of the most vicious blends of raging energy inducing, strength signaling, blood volume expanding, pump activating, extreme focus enhancing, fat detonating and muscle building compounds imaginable. This wicked formula operates in a territory no other pre-workout supplement has ever dared to go. In fact we needed extra insurance to be able to bring this explosive concoction to you. HEMO-RAGE Black gets you ready for battle when you hit the dungeon for an all-out war with the weights. Welcome to the UNDERGROUND!

Make no mistake about it HEMO-RAGE Black is not for wimps. It is a dead serious pre-workout product. If you have reached a plateau and are looking for something to take your progress & workout intensity to a whole new level we dare you to uncage your inner rage with HEMO-RAGE Black. Just try one full UNDERGROUND dose and you will never want to go back to whatever pre-workout formula you are on right now!

• Wicked Pumps
• Insane Strength
• Raging Energy
• Unparalleled Size

To this:

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs]

and this:

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk]

Funny stuff… although you’d think it would give some people pause to realize that their supps are converging on parody.  It’s a case of life imitating art… and not in a good way.