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eXfuze Review Part II: Seven+ Hours of My Life That I’ll Never Get Back

This is a continuation of two earlier posts: “I Love the Smell of Plagiarism in the Morning,” and “eXfuze Review Part I: Some Background.” As you can tell from the title, this post concerns eXfuze’s “Seven+ Classic” drink. You can probably also tell that I did not particularly enjoy writing it. I had to sort through a lot of literature in the process – a time-and-brain sucking task.  Now...

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It’s Good To Be Living in the 21st Century!

Still working on my Seven+ review… but here’s something amusing to look at in the meantime.  [youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCwPGDn8iAY] What can I say? It’s good to be living in the 21st century. (h/t...

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eXfuze Review Part I: Some Background

Ok, let’s take a closer look at the eXfuze line of antioxidant drinks, as I promised in an earlier post. Due to time constraints, I’m going to string this out over several posts, so that I can cover everything in depth… there are some points I’ll be making that pertain to more than just the eXfuze products, so bear with me. Before digging into the nitty-gritty, let’s “set the stage,” so to...

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I Love the Smell of Plagiarism in the Morning!

Update (1/13/10): I have been assured by someone close to the company that the documents in question will be removed from public view. I was doing some digging today on maqui – the latest and greatest “superfruit,” doncha know. Lots of people are searching for info, so Paul tagged me to write a review. As an aside, I should have it done in another day or so.  But that’s not the point of this post…...

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Très Amusant

I have to admit, I got a horse laugh out of this review in the New York Times, of the latest diet blockbuster: “The 4-Hour Body: An Uncommon Guide to Rapid Fat-Loss, Incredible Sex, and Becoming Superhuman.” How can you not love a description like this? Here’s a better analogy: “The 4-Hour Body” reads as if The New England Journal of Medicine had been hijacked by the editors of the SkyMall catalog. Some of this junk might...

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Taking Claims With a Grain of (Bacon) Salt

I’d like to introduce you to three rather… unique food products: 1. “Monkey Milk” 2. “Bacon Baby Infant Formula” 3. Canned Unicorn Meat Now, in case you haven’t guessed by now (#3 is an especially obvious clue), all three products were fakes – they never existed outside of the imaginations of the merry pranksters who invented and publicized them. Nonetheless, they attracted the attention...

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