Spanx For Dudes?
Introducing the RipTFusion, “the revolutionary torso enhancing undershirt.” And no, I don’t believe in Spanx for wimmin, either. What’s the point in pretending to have a better body than you really do? If you need “body shaping” undergarments to look good in clothes, then it’s time to hit the gym.
LOL!
Ok, science reporting isn’t always this bad, but there’s some stuff that comes close…
The Knife and Fork Lift™
No… it’s not a joke. When we ran across an e-mail about a new weight loss product, we thought it had to be a joke — a knife and fork that weigh 1½ pounds each, the better to make you eat more slowly? Seriously? This is quite serious, according to the Knife and Fork Lift’s inventor, Tom Madden. “Everybody approaches it as a joke,” he said, “but when you think about it, it does require you to...
The World’s Most Effective Appetite Suppressant
OMG. Who’d have guessed a simple surfing session would uncover the world’s most effective appetite suppressant. I’d never have guessed it myself. Blech.
Kids These Days…
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w] As you can see, it’s already been established that bananas don’t make good weapons.
Wendy’s 1, McDonald’s… 0!
About a month or so back, I reported on my experience with a McDonald’s grilled chicken salad. It was truly the most pathetic salad I have ever encountered and still remains so. I was most disappointed at the effort Mickey-Dees was making in providing real alternatives to the usual high-calorie, high fat offerings. The salad was, plain and simple, a joke. At the time, I remembered Wendy’s competitive offerings in a much...