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Yogurt: Not Just for Wimmin Anymore

Remember this? [youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMRDLCR8vAE] Poor Sarah Haskins. Little did she know that yogurt is now officially Man Food: [youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1foVGaooUFQ] I guess that – as long as it has nothing to do with dieting or tender tummies – it’s ok....

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Let the Parodies Begin!

“Crowding the Plate” is the Chicago Tribune’s “nutrition” guide to eating at sporting events. Click to view the original. 😉   Of course, if people followed these “guidelines” only at sporting events, it would be...

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Stephen Colbert on the New “My Plate”

Too funny… The Colbert ReportTags: Colbert Report Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,Video Archive...

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“5 Weight Loss Tips for Cynical Bastards”

Suffice it to say, I don’t read “Cracked” for information… it’s strictly for laffs. But lo and behold, a January article, “5 Weight Loss Tips for Cynical Bastards” is actually pretty darned informative. In fact, I’d rate it higher than most mass market weight loss articles. This isn’t to say that it’s not funny… it is (I practically fell off my chair laughing at the...

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If You Think Vegetarian Cooking is Dull…

Obviously, you haven’t met the Vegan Black Metal Chef. 😀 [youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeZlih4DDNg] IMHO, he’s got a bit more finesse (not to mention better cooking skillz) than the guys behind “Regular Ordinary Swedish Mealtime.” (h/t – Boing...

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Colbert on DiGiorno “Wyngz”

Ordinarily, I wouldn’t do two back-to-back Stephen Colbert postings, but this one – via Consumer Reports (CR), no less – was irresistible. Here’s CR on the topic: Leave it to Stephen Colbert to discover that “Boneless Wyngz” is not some crazy misspelling but a government-mandated way to describe food that looks like chicken wings but contains no actual wing meat. …Colbert goes on to say that...

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